Bean-isms

I’m sure you’ve thought to yourself, “Oh-em-gee. My kid is the cutest thing ever.”

I’ve been thinking this more and more each day.

Every time she opens her mouth I’m either regretting not having a video camera on hand or taking mental notes of what I should write down and document before I forget.

This is my current documentation:

blankalet: blanket. Bean likes to add extra adorable syllables to her words.

slippelers: slippers. See above. She needs to have something on her tootsies at all times.

calkator: calculator. My mom gave her a mini calculator to play with and this is what she calls it.

adomable: adorable. As in, Bean is “adomable” when she tries to say adorable.

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componkin: pumpkin. We have no idea why she ads the “com” before pumpkin, but she also did it when I asked her to say “Christopher Columbus” (I was teaching her Thanksgiving words).

pimmy: Minnie (mouse). Not to be confused with Pammy the Penguin.

chrimist: Bean will be wishing you a very Merry “Chrimist” this year.

aymen: At every dinner, Bean isn’t happy unless we all hold hands, say “amen”, and celebrate a successful prayer by clapping.

santa plaus: Santa Claus. One of her favorite movies is “Santa Paws”. She doesn’t understand the difference between the movie title and the dude in the red suit.

baneena: banana. Her favorite fruit ever. And also what she calls the minions from Despicable Me. She also refers to her “Nana” as her “Nina”.

chockalet: chocolate. She pronounces it correctly, but it’s the way that she emphasizes the syllables “choc-a-late” that makes it adorable. She takes after her mommy with her love of chocolate.

tinkle lights: Christmas lights. Now that our house is decorated in it’s full Christmas glory, she is infatuated with all of the “tinkle lights” that we have strung up around the house.