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My child is an old lady

For those who don’t know, we nicknamed our child “Bean“. Not on purpose, but since she was born and all swaddled up looking like a bean, the name has just stuck.

This post is lovingly titled:

“Hello, my name is Brynn. Although my parents, much to my chagrin, like to call me Bean. A few things you may not know about me…

  • Nothing is better than a warm glass of milk in the morning
  • Teenagers make me uncomfortable
  • I don’t do stairs well
  • I prefer green beans to pizza
  • Television shows aren’t really my thing
  • Many foods upset my digestive tract
  • I prefer vanilla to chocolate
  • At the end of a long day, I like to draw myself a nice, warm bath
  • My hobbies include reading, rocking in my chair, and doing the laundry
  • I unfortunately must wear diapers
  • Some may call me a crazy cat lady, but “Kitty” isn’t too fond of me, yet
  • I turn in at 7:00 PM. There’s something to be said of a good night’s sleep.

his post actually came about due to my husband’s mockery of Bean’s old lady habits. Once said aloud, I realized the irony of it all. Bean IS an old lady!

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26 Comments

  1. She even looks like a curmugeony old lady in that last picture! hahahahah I love it! We have a little nickname for our daughter and our son. Gracie is “Bunny” because she was so fat as a baby that I called her my “chubby bunny”, and it just stuck. Tristan is “the business” as my husband deemed him, because he is all business and always has been. no gettin one past that guy. ALL BUSINESS! he can't take a joke, he's not into sarcasm, everything is just so serious with this kid.

    <3 Bethany @ The Sepia Puppy

  2. SO CUTE!! That second picture of her is just too much. My little one is only seven months, but I'm so looking forward to the toddler years for cute pics and cute habits like this :)) Found my way over here through This Vintage Grove. New follower :))

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  3. hello there!your little girl is so cute!really love your blog and i enjoyed your hipster vlog. LOL. I've got a manly voice to and it gets worse with each year..:. cheers.

  4. haha–I love the comparisons! And it's actually a good thing that she prefers green beans to pizza. It made me laugh that she's uncomfortable around rowdy teenagers…just like those little old people!

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